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[WP]"Look, staying indoors and bumming around all day is not healthy. A house is a shelter. Not a womb."

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[RF] You are walking across a parking lot when you hear muffled screaming and someone kicking from the trunk of car....

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[WP] "By the time I count to five, if the schmuck who stole Johnny's leg doesn't bring back to the table, I'm gonna start shooting. Now, one...."

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[WP] The secretary clicked at the screen, "I'm sorry but the superhero name 'Captain Sexy' has already been registered. And I see here, that, yes, he is indeed very, very sexy. How about 'Admiral Sexy' instead? It's a higher rank and only two more additional pages to fill out."

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[WP] "Take me down and I will haunt you. And I will haunt you so that you will put a gun to your own head. And when you die, I will be there to drag you back down to hell with me."

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[WP] You're in a cheap motel with thin walls. The people next door are making all sorts of strange noises. Including animal noises. That's when you notice a hole in the wall connecting the both of you. A peep hole....

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[WP] After one too many raging couple's fight, the walls of Jerry and Alice's house began to bleed a message, "You're too damn loud."

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[WP] You are a prisoner being transported to a new prison when a zombie outbreak happens right then and there. Your guards abandon your transport to run leaving you alone but secured.

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[WP] You blaspheme the umpteenth time with the words, "Jesus Christ!" when out of the blue Jesus Christ appears in front of you and says, "Do you mind?"

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[WP] She wanted to scream but she couldn't. That damned cat finally did it. It got her tongue.

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[WP]"Look, staying indoors and bumming around all day is not healthy. A house is a shelter. Not a womb."	2
[RF] You are walking across a parking lot when you hear muffled screaming and someone kicking from the trunk of car....	2
[WP] "By the time I count to five, if the schmuck who stole Johnny's leg doesn't bring back to the table, I'm gonna start shooting. Now, one...."	2
[WP] The secretary clicked at the screen, "I'm sorry but the superhero name 'Captain Sexy' has already been registered. And I see here, that, yes, he is indeed very, very sexy. How about 'Admiral Sexy' instead? It's a higher rank and only two more additional pages to fill out."	2
[WP] "Take me down and I will haunt you. And I will haunt you so that you will put a gun to your own head. And when you die, I will be there to drag you back down to hell with me."	2
[WP] You're in a cheap motel with thin walls. The people next door are making all sorts of strange noises. Including animal noises. That's when you notice a hole in the wall connecting the both of you. A peep hole....	2
[WP] After one too many raging couple's fight, the walls of Jerry and Alice's house began to bleed a message, "You're too damn loud."	2
[WP] You are a prisoner being transported to a new prison when a zombie outbreak happens right then and there. Your guards abandon your transport to run leaving you alone but secured.	2
[WP] You blaspheme the umpteenth time with the words, "Jesus Christ!" when out of the blue Jesus Christ appears in front of you and says, "Do you mind?"	2
[WP] She wanted to scream but she couldn't. That damned cat finally did it. It got her tongue.	2