/u/inksmudgedhands's posts
[WP] "No, he didn't steal my magic. He wiped it out. It's gone. It doesn't exist anymore. I can't get it back. And he's coming after all of you next."
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[WP] "You were suppose to kill me, Frank. One gun with one bullet. Against the head. Boom. Lights out. That's it. That was the deal. So, how did you manage to screw that up so badly, you freakin' idiot!?"
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[WP]"No, no, no, the orange popcicles are the ones that give you immortality. The red ones? Whoa, betty, you don't even want to know."
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[WP] With the shopping cart on fire, Smith climbed in and waited for the fire department to arrive...
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[WP] You are a ghost who is sick and tired that the Brooklyn brownstone's new owners are an annoying hipster couple who thinks you are the coolest thing ever!
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[WP] Have you ever gotten into a bar fight with a god? Well, if you don't shut your mouth now, you are about to."
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