/u/inksmudgedhands's posts
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[WP] "So you punched a Nazi at the rally. But rather than getting arrested for assault, the cop gave you a coupon? For what?!"
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[WP] You've heard about this exclusive bakery known for their gourmet cupcakes. For months and months you've been trying to get one. Finally, after begging and borrowing, you get a cupcake. You take it home, open the box and it begins to talk to you. "Close the lid. You don't deserve me, peasant."
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[WP] You discover tiny human shaped footprints all over the butter. Stranger still, you store the butter in the fridge.
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[WP] A gun fight due to a raid gone wrong is happening on the floor right underneath your apartment. You are trapped but you are safe. Thing is, you now have to call work to explain why you won't be coming in today. And you have the boss from hell.....
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[WP] Joe realized that it was time to quit magic when even the milk started to cop an attitude with him.
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[WP]You kidnap a rich kid and call up the parents with a ransom demand under the threat of death to their child. They respond with, "Go on, kill the kid. You'll be doing us a favor."
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