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[WP] Your kid walks into the living room with a unicorn trailing behind him. With pleading eyes, he goes, "I swear, he followed me home. Can we keep him?"
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[RF] Your best friend since childhood just told you that they don't want to be your friend anymore. They think you are too messed up, too toxic and they want you to stay away.
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[WP] You are the one Wise Man who is trying to convince the other two that frankincense and myrrh are terrible gifts to give to baby.
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[WP] A guy suddenly bursts into you house in a panic and says, "In about five minutes, a duck is going to come in here and ask if I was here. Don't tell him you've seen me, okay?"
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[WP] You wake to find your child's bed empty. A lone note on the sheets has been left behind. It reads, "The Piper has been paid."
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[WP] Upon looking at your bedroom mirror one morning, you see that you don't have a reflection anymore and written across the mirror is the message, "noitcelfer ruoY- tiuq I"
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