/u/ironheart777's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A young man's sexual expierance is ruined by the play-by-play commentary of Al Michaels and John Madden. NSFW
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Marshawn Lynch, using only the phrases he has used in his minimalistic press conferences during the past NFL season, must ask out the most beautiful woman he has ever met.
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[WP] Marshawn Lynch, using his minimalistic vocabulary seen in this past NFL season's press conferences, must ask out the most beautiful woman he has ever met, who happens to be an Ivy-League English professor.
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[WP] Russian intelligence carefully monitors short wave radio signals 24/7. One day, they discover a new numbers station, broadcasting from Pripyat.
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[WP] In the future: countries, political parties, the concept of race or gender has been entirely removed. The only thing that unites the peoples of the world is the sport of their choice.
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[WP] In an alternative universe, the entire 2016 POTUS election falls on the vote of Ken Bone. Instead of asking the candidates a reasonable question about the future of American energy, Ken wants to know Trump and Clinton's views on the status of Pluto as a planet.
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