/u/isitbedtime-yet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Mummy, mummy can you check for monsters under my bed?”

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“I think my wife is trying to kill me” I told the doctor, sweating, pale and with a loss of twenty pounds.

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I told my wife I was taking her swinging as I find it so arousing. NSFW

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The children kept finding the Christmas presents so I hid them in the attic until Christmas Eve.

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I always said I would kill myself rather than become old and frail.

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Watching my daughter slide deeper and deeper into depression I turn to trusty google.

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The elf on the shelf hasn’t come today.

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People often wonder what their life is worth but my wife’s life insurance told me hers was 350k.

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My heart is beating out of my chest, my hands are shaking and sweat is dripping down my back.

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I sat there quietly as he continued to loudly berate and degrade me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Mummy, mummy can you check for monsters under my bed?”	2780
“I think my wife is trying to kill me” I told the doctor, sweating, pale and with a loss of twenty pounds.	1229
I told my wife I was taking her swinging as I find it so arousing. NSFW	864
The children kept finding the Christmas presents so I hid them in the attic until Christmas Eve.	249
I always said I would kill myself rather than become old and frail.	199
Watching my daughter slide deeper and deeper into depression I turn to trusty google.	196
The elf on the shelf hasn’t come today.	70
People often wonder what their life is worth but my wife’s life insurance told me hers was 350k.	56
My heart is beating out of my chest, my hands are shaking and sweat is dripping down my back.	40
I sat there quietly as he continued to loudly berate and degrade me.	39