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Running ahead to the edge of the pavement my son shouted “why did the chicken cross the road dad?”

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The excavation for the new housing estate starts today.

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I sifted through the remains of my house, with intense sadness, looking for anything salvageable.

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My husband works the late shift but I often wake up to his breath on the back of my neck.

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Divide and conquer is the oldest trick in the book.

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If walls could talk.

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Mum served the most amazing pork joint I had ever tasted with the crispiest skin

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I left my camera inside as we all relished the afternoon sun.

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My skin blistered as I touched my newborn baby

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I know sleeping with my wife’s friend isn’t a good idea.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Running ahead to the edge of the pavement my son shouted “why did the chicken cross the road dad?”	18
The excavation for the new housing estate starts today.	18
I sifted through the remains of my house, with intense sadness, looking for anything salvageable.	17
My husband works the late shift but I often wake up to his breath on the back of my neck.	17
Divide and conquer is the oldest trick in the book.	16
If walls could talk.	16
Mum served the most amazing pork joint I had ever tasted with the crispiest skin	14
I left my camera inside as we all relished the afternoon sun.	11
My skin blistered as I touched my newborn baby	11
I know sleeping with my wife’s friend isn’t a good idea.	10