/u/its_samaclause's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
To get to paradise you must climb the stairway to heaven, this has recently become a struggle for many as obesity rates rise. They are beginning to choose the alternative, the Devils new highway to hell
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[WP] You are part of the first mars colonisation party however you're rocket ship has been hijacked by muslim extremist and is being diverted to the empire state building!
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[WP] The anchors of Fox news channels have been trying to destroy the credibility of the network for years. No one seems to notice.
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[WP] When Queen Marie Antoinette is told the peasants have no bread to eat, she replies with "Let them eat cake!" The palace chefs frantically get cooking.
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[WP] You're mom accidentally uses your secret stash of weed as a flour substitute when making cookies for the local kindergarten. You hurry over to stop them ODing, and find the children talking to each other about all the other times they've been high.
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[WP] It's the year 2230 and you're an employee of the federal censorship bureau. Your job is to censor anything anti America or anti democratic out of r/writingprompts. Instead you begin to fix punctuation and spelling in posts.
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[WP] You drop your wallet while on holiday in India. Two weeks later you hear a knock on the door, it's an Indian slum boy here to return the wallet.
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[WP] The Theory of Evolution was correct for all but one tiny detail. Humans didn't just evolve from apes, we evolved from all kinds of animals and the type of animal you're mostly descended from heavily influences your personality. You evolved from a dragon...
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