/u/izolalozi's posts
[WP] You were murdered. But to your surprise, you're reincarnated into the body of a recently born infant. Looking around, you realize that you're at your own funeral, and your eulogy is being given by none other than your murderer.
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[WP] While playing SimUniverse, you find a planet containing a form of life that shouldn't have advanced this quickly. They call themselves "humans" and are dangerously close to figuring out that they're inside a simulation. You decide to send them a message.
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[WP] Neil DeGrasse Tyson finds a book with a publishing date of 3052, entitled "Scientific Advancements of the Last Millennium". He buys it, thinking it's a joke, but upon reading it begins to think it might be legitimate.
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[WP] Humanity has just been accepted into the Galactic Alliance; strangely though, we are the only race who wears clothing, and are openly mocked because of this. Describe a day in the life of the first Earth Ambassador.
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[WP] The world's superheroes are faced with a new kind of enemy: Infomercial Man, with the power to turn otherwise capable warriors into bumbling fools!
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[WP] While cooking, you go to grab a pinch of salt. It is at this moment you realize that you are a ghost.
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[WP] Everyone has a thing. Most things are one thing, but your thing is a different thing. One day, your thing does a thing.
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You were murdered. But to your surprise, you've been reincarnated - in the body of your newborn niece. Looking around, you realize you're at your own funeral, and your murderer is giving your eulogy.
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