/u/jacobsloko's posts
"Choose a number between one and ten" that fucker said, inching the knife closer to my fingers. NSFW
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[WP] the vampire that has been terrorizing the town you live in just found you and drained all of your blood. The face that the vampire did when your wound healed in seconds and you got up was the best that you ever saw in a thousand years.
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My wife was jumping from happiness when I proposed to her, but to be honest, I was the one happiest.
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[WP] You were supposed to be scared, any normal person would be scared in the situation you are in, but you find this situation so funny that holding your laugh is almost impossible.
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[WP] "Dude, i think I'm in love" "SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU!" "that was in the past, calm down." "THE KNIFE IS IN YOUR FUCKING CHEST!"
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