/u/jayn-pooposter's posts
[WP] From birth, your parents have done everything they could to stop you from going out during a full moon. At the age of 16, curiosity overwhelms you and you sneak out of the house during a full moon. You take a peek at the moon, and suddenly you turn into a log cabin. You are a werehouse.
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[WP] One day, all the citrus fruits in the world turn animate and start to follow humans around. Society initially panics, but eventually get used to the new status quo. Soon, guilds of "citrus trainers" begin to appear all over the world, training the fruits to fight each other like Pokemon.
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[WP] Your family operates a massive potion shop. Your potions are popular with travelers due to their cheap price and consistent quality. You are one of the largest businesses in the country, all thanks to the “duplication glitch” that your grandmother discovered.
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[WP] As a member of the galactic community, Humanity has always been proud of their proficiency in nonverbal communication. One day, an uncontacted civilization is discovered, and to everyone's shock, they seem to be able to understand human sarcasm.
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[WP] Necromancy is simple. There is only one single Resurrection Spell possible, and the only reason necromancers are rare is because the spell is hard to learn. However, once you learn the spell, the magic compels you to lie about it and tell everyone that necromancy is a very complicated thing.
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[WP] Three characters: One doesn't believe in ghosts, one believes in ghosts but is completely wrong about what they look/act like, and one is an actual ghost.
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[WP] You have a hobby of watching crows. One day, you notice that a growing number of crows in your area are acting strangely, crashing into walls and falling off trees. You decide to investigate, and eventually you discover that the crows are getting drunk at a newly-opened crow bar.
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[WP] You are an NPC living in a village rarely visited by adventurers. One day, you become self-aware. Not realizing this, you slowly become disturbed at how unrealistically everyone else is acting all of a sudden.
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[WP] One day, while walking past a tomato farm, a single tomato flies towards you and hits you in the head. You search for whoever threw it, but there's nobody around. Suddenly, some more tomatoes start detaching from their stems and flying towards you. The Tomato Revolution has begun.
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[WP] Cats are an intergalactic species tasked with keeping humanity in check. As a human, you never knew anything about this; that is, until you caught a glimpse of a strange, tiny aircraft dropping your cat off at your front porch. Instead of performing a memory wipe, your cat decides to hire you.
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