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[WP] After defeating all the guards, you finally confront the villain in his lair. You are shocked to discover that the villain is a deer. Not even a talking deer, just a regular deer that is extremely intelligent. He activates a trap and tosses a berry into his mouth.
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[WP] You are part of a culture that uses ladders to solve every problem. Crumbling wall? Reinforce with ladders. Misbehaving child? Spank with ladder. Et cetera. One day, an unknown tribe arrives at your village. In pursuit of this advanced(to them) technology, they attack your village.
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[WP] Half of all vampires can transform into bats, and the other half can transform into mosquitoes.
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[WP] You have a unique brain signal pattern that can be detected by sensors on alien ships. You wonder why spaceships keep trying to land on your head.
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[WP] One day at work, you discover a door that you're certain wasn't there the day before. You enter it, and find yourself in a complete mirror copy of the room... with nobody inside. You look out the window and discover that the streets are empty too. You look back and the door isn't there anymore.
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[WP] You are a geologist studying pyroclastic rocks in some obscure region in Oceania. One day, you discover that all the volcanic debris in a rock sample visually resemble popcorn.
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[WP] You are a young potion maker in training. One day, an adventurer comes to your shop and hires you as a sidekick. You didn't know he was the chosen one back then. But now that he defeated the evil demon, he wants to use your expertise and his newfound fame to monopolize the potion industry.
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[WP] An elite secret society has a meeting in the world's largest Faraday cage. Unbeknownst to them, the entire Faraday cage has been replaced by a rubber look-alike.
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[WP] An alien spaceship arrives on Earth; everybody wonders why a weather balloon is flying so low. They try to send a radio message; their system is incompatible with ours, and people assume it's corrupt data from a malfunctioning weather balloon. The National Weather Service tries to take it down.
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