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[WP] You are a rubber duck toy with a small hole in your beak that lets kids use you as a water gun in the bathtub. Describe the painful experience of having mold grow inside you.
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[WP] One day, all clouds turn into the shape of various automobiles. Flat stratus clouds are sports cars, puffy cumulus clouds are mostly sedans and SUVs, and cumulonimbus clouds are really, *really* tall trucks.
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[WP] You have numeralesthesia, an uncommon medical condition that makes you perceive numbers above people's heads. For you, it's how many bones the person has broken in their life. You meet a friend who also turns out to have it, and for them it's a person's age in years down to two decimal points.
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[WP] Five teams participate in a universal grand brawl: The Supernaturals, the Extraterrestrials, the Demons, the Dragons, and the AIs.
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[WP] “Sir, our sensors just detected a disturbance in the Firmament.” “Where is it?” “122.308 degrees East, 91.084 degrees South.” “... So they’re coming back. Send the Antarctic Air Force to buy us some time.”
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