/u/jayn-pooposter's posts
[WP] Water is actually toxic to Earth life. Aliens arrive on Earth and wonder why we all keep poisoning ourselves.
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[WP] The reason why there is so much metal in meteors is because they are actually bullets fired by aliens.
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[WP] Everyone in school knows your best friend is an alien, but she seems to believe it's just a secret between you and her. So you decide to go along with it and pretend everyone else sees her as human.
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[WP] You sneak into a national cemetery, and hook up all the dead people turning in their graves to an electrical generator.
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[WP] You are a hamster. One day, you wake up and realize you have switched bodies with a human. Using your newfound intelligence, you try to search for the human in your former body.
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[WP] There are two weapons of mass destruction that have only been used exactly twice in history: The nuclear bomb used in World War 2, and the Typhoon Gun used during the Mongol invasions of Japan.
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[WP] One day, without warning, all rabbits in the world gain the ability of flight. Society initially panics, but gets used to it after a while. Now, due to their intelligence and ability to carry relatively heavy objects, a large portion of the postal system is quickly being replaced by bunny-mail.
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[WP] You have the ability to control fire. However, since fire is just very fine oxidizing dust, you discover that you can train yourself to control other oxidizing things as well, such as rusting metal.
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[WP] In the year 2009, a large comet strikes Earth, killing most life forms and wiping out civilization. This is the year 2087. You are part of a group of time travelers tasked with retroactively stopping that incident in order to preserve the status quo.
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[WP] You live in a platformer world. Being a child, you have never been off your floating island in your life. One day, a ‘hero’ comes running into your island and knocks you off. You quickly activate your parachute and survive, but you have no idea how to get back up. You are surrounded by lava.
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