/u/jelliedboar's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a time traveler entering a medieval tournament in which the winner gains the right to wed the princess. You're the first match and the king announces that you may use any weapon. Quickly you draw you're glock and shout "parry this you fucking casual"
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[WP] Our hero is bound to a chair, the villain has been doing his monologue for 15 hours straight now. Our hero is starting to realize he may be on the wrong side of this and that the villan has clearly read up on the issue.
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[WP] The second coming has started, demons walk the earth attempting to slaughter humans. However they failed to predict that humanities capacity to cause harm far surpasses their own. So now you're living your life like normal, the only difference is the amount of weaponry you bring to work.
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[WP] You and your squad of mercenaries are sent back in time, after the initial panic you look over to your commanding officer. "So what do we do?" He shrugs "mercenary shit."
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[WP] you're a small town exterminator and yesterday the local priest asked if you could help him with a problem at the church. As soon as you walk through the door ome of the choir boys hands you a shotgun. The priest stands at the altar cleaning a glock "you're gonna need that." He growls.
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[WP] You were a personal trainer, you owned your own gym. All that changed when one day you woke up in the middle ages. Lost and confused you stuck to your roots and did all you knew how. Getting people swole.
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[WP] Everyone from looters to knights sat around the table at the last tavern. Screeches and the thud of bodies ramming the wall from outside. The tavernkeeper shouts last call as they all lift their mugs. "If we don't survive let us atleast die with honour."
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[WP] you are "Union man" a super hero with the ability to unionize any group of people against anyone with power over them. Needless to say this has caused the government to label you public enemy number one.
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[WP] " I don't understand why you humans act in self destructive ways like this" the being said. An unkempt man takes another swig from his bottle and belches " I'll tell you why you insensitive E.T. looking bitch"
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[WP] Your family has run a small law practice for generations, often providing legal defence for those who couldn't otherwise afford it. Last year a law was passed dictating that due to climbing crime rates your hearing will be a duel to the death with a prosecutor. It's been a busy year.
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