/u/jessxaxmess's posts
[WP] You ate your last apple almost a full day ago. The second hand on the clock creeps closer and closer to the 24-hour mark. Holed up in a cabin you ready your shotgun. You can feel them out there, waiting, watching. The Doctors.
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[WP] You're a Super Villian, and honestly it isn't a bad job. But one hero always harasses you even when you're off the clock. Walking in the park, in the grocery store, getting a haircut, he always wants to 'Stop your evil plan'. You're left with one option: Complain to his manager.
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[WP] You're sitting on your couch browsing Reddit like you do most days, when all of a sudden you feel strangely motivated to do lots of things you wouldn't do normally. Walking past a mirror you notice something glowing and turn around only to see a bright green gem thingy rotating above your head.
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[WP] Years ago, aliens descended onto earth and left with with thousands of humans. They were sold off as pets. An elite task force was formed to retrieve those taken. After five years they show up to the home you'd been a pet for. They won't understand when you try to explain you'd rather stay.
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[WP] After weeks of your new boss yelling at you for no reason, you finally snap. You march in his office and give him a piece of your mind, knowing you'd lose your job. Instead, he says "Congrats, you're the only one who passed." He pushes a button and a secret door opens. "Time for phase two."
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[WP] You scrolled through your Amazon wishlist, to buy yourself something. You notice one item had free same day shipping. As you checkout you notice it's 11:59 at night. Right after you hit checkout you hear a knock at your door. Looking at the clock you watch it flick to midnight with wide eyes.
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[WP] When the valiant hero's arrive at the castle of the Queen of the Undead they find the army gone, and the surrounding land thriving and beautiful. Only a line of nervous, blushing young men. It turns out the Evil Queen has decided to settle down, find a loving husband, and raise a family.
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[WP] After donating blood at a local clinic, you try and find a bathroom. Only to stumble upon a nurse drinking blood from a blood bag. You tell another nurse, who tells you you're just lightheaded from the blood loss and leads you to a back room to rest. You almost don't see her fanged smile.
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[WP] You are a mid-level sage in your kingdom. After a long quest you return home wealthier and celebrate at the tavern. After drinking too much you pass out in the bushes outside only to wake up in a modern day fraternity house. The housmates keep calling you 'Trey' and 'Bro'.
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[WP] You come home from a long day at work, only to be stunned to find a bunch of grisly, futuristic people in your house. They say they're all fugitives and such from the distant future. Apparently you sent them all to this specific day, telling them that present you could help them escape
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