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"Thank God, we killed the spider monster", I said with a sigh of relief

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I asked my dog "Can you talk?"

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"Yes, that's my husband's", screamed my mom as she was asked to identify the only body part of my dad the police were able to recover. NSFW

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"YES, THAT'S MY HUSBAND'S", screamed my mom in anguish as she was asked to identify the only body part of my dad the police were able to recover.

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"I'm finally gonna prove that Grandfather paradox isn't real", I thought to myself as I shot my grandfather

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"One door leads to heaven and the other leads to hell", said God

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Thank God, we killed the spider monster", I said with a sigh of relief	60
I asked my dog "Can you talk?"	1
"Yes, that's my husband's", screamed my mom as she was asked to identify the only body part of my dad the police were able to recover. NSFW	1
"YES, THAT'S MY HUSBAND'S", screamed my mom in anguish as she was asked to identify the only body part of my dad the police were able to recover.	1
"I'm finally gonna prove that Grandfather paradox isn't real", I thought to myself as I shot my grandfather	1
"One door leads to heaven and the other leads to hell", said God	1