/u/jointheclockwork's posts
[WP] Sit a spell, friend! Come warm your bones by the fire and listen to this ol' man jaw a while. Say, you ever heard about the necromancer desperado and his gang of ghoul cowboys that useter terrorize these parts? It all started at Fort Long-Skull about 20 years ago...
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[WP] You're a member of the Gravedigger's Guild. You police the undead from disease born vampires to corpses possessed by demons to ghosts. Now take your sanctified shovel and do your job!
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[WP] You personally have encountered over 300 different "species" of vampires in your travels. Their strengths, weaknesses, vulnerabilities, and feeding habits vary wildly from your classic Dracula-types to those that feed on possibilities or songs. This new breed is even weirder.
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[WP] Wondrous wealth beyond imagining would belong to whoever could claim it from the ancient tomb... you just need to get past the STUPID cheating turtle! I HATE the stupid cheating turtle so much I could puke!
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[WP] The world has changed for the worse since the day that the sun rose not red, as fresh blood, but in a sickly violet color. At first, nothing happened. Then as hours turned to days and days into weeks, many strange and disturbing things happened. And where was New York?
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[WP] So it finally happened. The End. The only survivors of the initial cataclysm are those who were lucky enough to get to bunkers or those people in remote places... and the magical community. However, the release of that much energy fed into something ancient, eldritch, and terrible.
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[WP] The old witch and her companion, the mad old alchemist, had retired away from the world. They were both tired from the affairs of gods and kings and wizards and adventurers. Anytime anyone came close to finding them for help, they moved. One fellow was particularly determined though.
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[WP] And so class , it was thanks to Lemuel the Mad that we today have such lovely creatures as the noble chimeras. So, who wants to go to the Chimera Petting Zoo?
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[WP] He was old now. His peers in the fields of alchemy, occult study, demonology, science, psychic development, mysticism, etc. were all either dead or... worse. He had lost count of the centuries by this point. So, he took on a young apprentice hoping to see the world anew.
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