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[WP] The legend of the Vorpal Blade can be traced to long before the rise of the Three Queendoms of Red, White, and Hearts. It is said it predates even the Cheshire Cat himself who is more myth and magic than living being. It still remains, however, the only way to slay a Jabberwock.
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[WP] The Witness God, the Grand Apiarian of the Elves, and the Archmage of Candles and Teeth have come to you because you do not belong in this world. You are an anomaly. But as far as you know you're just an average carpenter.
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[WP] So it has come down to this. Ultimate evil is on our doorstep and all the other champions of good and justice are locked in their own battles. Our hero is the only one left to challenge the Dark King. Catch is, the Dark King says that our hero gets to choose the means of conflict.
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[WP] Thrice will HE writhe and wriggle in the cold, hard earth. Thrice will he be freed to spread fear for his mirth. Thrice will a child be devoured to add to his girth. So will end the line of the Kingdom of Furth. That is unless you pay me to put him down for good, your highness.
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[WP] You had just killed on of the cultists in self defense. He was insane and babbling about how he was the "Master's Hand!"... whatever that was. You wanted to see what he looks like but as you peel back the mask all you find is a distorted stretch of scarred and mutilated skin.
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[WP] The next generation of demons in hell have just been sorted into Lords or Peasants. Only 3 demons have earned the title of Lord; the Demon of News Networks, the Demon of Social Media, and the Demon of Crypto Currency. These are their stories.
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[WP] Welcome class to Deity Prep 101. Being offspring of Titans and/or Elder Gods means you all have the potential to be Gods. Potentially! Now please open your books to page 23 so we can start with overthrowing your parents and then we'll move on to fighting giants for supremacy.
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[WP] In the ancient times, there were many cults dedicated to blood thirsty (sometimes literally) outer gods. These cults were culled and thought destroyed. Through the centuries many magic-users of poor character have turned to blood magic. They are the heralds of the bloody old gods.
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