/u/jointheclockwork's posts
[WP] "The world shall be made barren from the greatest giants to the smallest living things. You must kill them all," the Head God said to the God of Death. "No. These beings have lives and stories all their own. I will not extinguish them for your selfish hubris!" the God of Death replied.
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[WP] The Guild of Alchemists and Enchanters (the GA&E) have supplanted the old Mages Guild due to the former's ability to make weapons and concoctions that are more practical. The GA&E helped to turn the tide against both the goblins and the hoard of the dead. The mages are furious.
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[WP] Care to play a little game? Yes? Excellent! Now, we'll need some stakes to make it fun. I'll wager my staff which holds my mystical powers. Those powers will be all yours should you win. BUT! If I win? I get your soul. Let us begin...
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[WP] The Creator of the universe has revealed to you that it made reality as a composer makes a symphony. You are getting your own very important solo part in the upcoming score.
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[WP] It was a dark and stormy night and I am an invisible man. It was the best of times so call me Ishmael. This is the saddest story I've ever told.
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[WP] "So we do what now?" "Well, as npc peasants we're pretty weak individually but if we band together and raid low level dungeons we'll break the action economy and be stronger than real adventurers!"
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[WP] Your copy of Lord Bentham's "Accounts of Nameless Things and Places" is a poor translation of the original German version by van Schroder. The passage you need was expunged by Bentham for being "too disturbing" after van Schroder's mysterious demise. If only you had more context about "it".
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[WP] The hero had a terrible secret. He was a ghoul. Not truly undead but not truly alive, his species required the flesh of a sentient being to survive. Though he couldn't show his face or reveal his true nature, something inside our hero couldn't let evil win the day.
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[WP] You want to write a story about humans. Your only knowledge of them comes from sitcoms from the 80's. They're accurate, right?
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[WP] By signing this contract in your very blood you will hereby be empowered by the Dark Lord to do as you will. In exchange, you will forfeit your current or future name(s)/nickname(s) and must take the title of an evil archetype from this scroll. And no taking titles in use already!
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