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[WP] Scientists were worried about AI being a threat to humanity... they didn't realize it was actually Al... as in Weird Al
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[WP] Turns out, the rapture happened Dec 21, 2012. Jesus came, but he didn't find anyone worth taking to heaven....
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[WP] You are a hunter. You have been hired by a northern Russian town to handle menacing wildlife. This time, it's different: you have never hunted polar bears armed with AK-47's before.....
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[WP] The experts come back into the room: "we are sorry... It turns out, you are right" You: "Then God help us all...."
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[WP] the ring leader of the crew gives everyone their assignments for the bank heist. Finally he gets to you. Your job? You bring the bees....
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[WP] You pick up a hitchhiker. He thanks you, but asks: "How do you know I am not a serial killer?" Your answer, as you lock the doors: "Because the odds of 2 serial killers in one car is astronomical"
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