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What's the best side for a steak?

2060 upvotes • r/steak

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“I hate these masks, You’re such a pretty girl, and I can’t even tell if you’re smiling.”

143 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] Believers across the world expected Jesus return.... No one expected him to be 100 feet tall

101 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] There has been one person who ever successfully time travelled to the past. He could warn humanity of what the future holds, but not directly interfere. His name: George Orwell

50 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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"Is there anything else I can help you find?" she asked, as I carried the step ladder through the store...

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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[WP] As you finalize your online purchase, a captcha appears "I am not a robot"... Hovering the cursor over the check box, your finger refuses to click it....

33 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] you have just made a startling discovery about the very nature of humanity! By simply pressing and holding the belly button for 5 seconds, humans enter "programming mode". You decide to use this to your advantage....

27 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "But sir, I don't think you understand: We are a landscaping company...."

24 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You stand in the middle of the dark tavern, dimly lit by torches. As you survey the drunk peasants littering the bar, you announce: "I'm looking for the one they call "the god killer"....

21 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Disaster hospital

19 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What's the best side for a steak?	2060	steak
“I hate these masks, You’re such a pretty girl, and I can’t even tell if you’re smiling.”	143	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Believers across the world expected Jesus return.... No one expected him to be 100 feet tall	101	WritingPrompts
[WP] There has been one person who ever successfully time travelled to the past. He could warn humanity of what the future holds, but not directly interfere. His name: George Orwell	50	WritingPrompts
"Is there anything else I can help you find?" she asked, as I carried the step ladder through the store...	36	TwoSentenceSadness
[WP] As you finalize your online purchase, a captcha appears "I am not a robot"... Hovering the cursor over the check box, your finger refuses to click it....	33	WritingPrompts
[WP] you have just made a startling discovery about the very nature of humanity! By simply pressing and holding the belly button for 5 seconds, humans enter "programming mode". You decide to use this to your advantage....	27	WritingPrompts
[WP] "But sir, I don't think you understand: We are a landscaping company...."	24	WritingPrompts
[WP] You stand in the middle of the dark tavern, dimly lit by torches. As you survey the drunk peasants littering the bar, you announce: "I'm looking for the one they call "the god killer"....	21	WritingPrompts
[WP] Disaster hospital	19	WritingPrompts