/u/jordan-jay's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I don’t enjoy killing people.

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“Now, place the scalpel against the foreskin and cut round, nurse.” NSFW

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My daughter will be delighted with the puppy I bought her for Christmas.

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“My husband is joining us for dinner,” said Lady Ashby.

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I giggled as I sent my d**k pic to Mo’s cellphone - he was a gorgeous guy I’d been talking to on Reddit. NSFW

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I gently picked and peeled at the scab until I had a piece the size of a fingernail and popped it into my mouth and chewed it.

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I turned the beatle onto his back and dragged my scalpel down the centre, releasing his innards.

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“Don’t cut the rope,” my dad shouted at me when I was 12 years old.

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Carefully missing the step I had loosened, I went downstairs and shouted up for my elderly widowed mother.

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“Grandpa, I got you an electric armchair,” I said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don’t enjoy killing people.	1
“Now, place the scalpel against the foreskin and cut round, nurse.” NSFW	1
My daughter will be delighted with the puppy I bought her for Christmas.	1
“My husband is joining us for dinner,” said Lady Ashby.	1
I giggled as I sent my d**k pic to Mo’s cellphone - he was a gorgeous guy I’d been talking to on Reddit. NSFW	1
I gently picked and peeled at the scab until I had a piece the size of a fingernail and popped it into my mouth and chewed it.	1
I turned the beatle onto his back and dragged my scalpel down the centre, releasing his innards.	1
“Don’t cut the rope,” my dad shouted at me when I was 12 years old.	1
Carefully missing the step I had loosened, I went downstairs and shouted up for my elderly widowed mother.	1
“Grandpa, I got you an electric armchair,” I said.	1