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During the ultrasound, my little angel turned to face me, waved a tiny hand, and mouthed, “Bye bye.”

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Baby, you don’t know me, but I’ve been following you online for years and I just wanted you to know how happy you make me.

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The entire camp of lumberjacks vanished last season.

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Guys, I’m getting a little concerned about how my body is behaving.

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The little girl clutched her doll as rain lashed her window and flashes of lightning turned the tree branches outside into grinning devils.

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Daniel Webster typed up the contract as fast as he could, shocked the Devil was so hard up for a deal that he would accept Daniel’s terms.

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I hid in the trees for three days and watched the cultists drag their victims up the mountain as a sacrifice to summon their unwholesome god.

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My friend has an unpleasant hobby: removing the skulls from roadkill he finds to boil, clean, and display.

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Mommy says there‘s no reason to be afraid of the toilet.

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When I looked in the kitchen mirror yesterday, my reflection unexpectedly shoved its hand down into the garbage disposal.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
During the ultrasound, my little angel turned to face me, waved a tiny hand, and mouthed, “Bye bye.”	137
Baby, you don’t know me, but I’ve been following you online for years and I just wanted you to know how happy you make me.	133
The entire camp of lumberjacks vanished last season.	125
Guys, I’m getting a little concerned about how my body is behaving.	116
The little girl clutched her doll as rain lashed her window and flashes of lightning turned the tree branches outside into grinning devils.	112
Daniel Webster typed up the contract as fast as he could, shocked the Devil was so hard up for a deal that he would accept Daniel’s terms.	97
I hid in the trees for three days and watched the cultists drag their victims up the mountain as a sacrifice to summon their unwholesome god.	95
My friend has an unpleasant hobby: removing the skulls from roadkill he finds to boil, clean, and display.	89
Mommy says there‘s no reason to be afraid of the toilet.	87
When I looked in the kitchen mirror yesterday, my reflection unexpectedly shoved its hand down into the garbage disposal.	86