/u/jsran's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Packs of rats will sometimes get their tails tangled and have to live as a single, thrashing entity known as a rat-king.

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The doctor who prescribed me my sleeping pills did warn me people had been known to sleepwalk and raid their fridges in the middle of the night without knowing it.

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I made a deal with my demons and we all agreed they could come out to play when (and only when) I was asleep.

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Life Hack: If online dating isn’t working out, try visiting a necrophiliacs anonymous meeting.

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The only thing she loved more than dancing was how easily she could make other people do it.

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What the fuck did that hypnotist make me do?

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People might look like me on the outside, but they aren’t real.

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The worst thing about alien abductions these days is that the aliens are a hive mind.

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I know for a fact my cousin Timmy is the one who has been “playing” with the farm animals and pulling out all their teeth.

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We spent the night scouring the lake and calling out the names of the missing campers.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Packs of rats will sometimes get their tails tangled and have to live as a single, thrashing entity known as a rat-king.	83
The doctor who prescribed me my sleeping pills did warn me people had been known to sleepwalk and raid their fridges in the middle of the night without knowing it.	82
I made a deal with my demons and we all agreed they could come out to play when (and only when) I was asleep.	81
Life Hack: If online dating isn’t working out, try visiting a necrophiliacs anonymous meeting.	77
The only thing she loved more than dancing was how easily she could make other people do it.	74
What the fuck did that hypnotist make me do?	73
People might look like me on the outside, but they aren’t real.	71
The worst thing about alien abductions these days is that the aliens are a hive mind.	63
I know for a fact my cousin Timmy is the one who has been “playing” with the farm animals and pulling out all their teeth.	56
We spent the night scouring the lake and calling out the names of the missing campers.	56