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The ghost that haunts our home likes to leave complaints on any scraps of paper we leave unattended.

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Her plan was to catch her dirty cheat of a husband in the act.

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I didn’t realize he was French royalty when I agreed we would carve each others’ names into our arms.

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It’s well midnight when I finish burying all the neighborhood pets, and it’s safe to say I’m furious.

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I have this theory that I could understand spiders if only I could get close enough to hear their voices when they speak.

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Even if aliens have been trying to make contact, space is so vast that most stars are dead by the time their light reaches us.

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The police found the suspect lounging comfortably on furniture made out of his victims.

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He had watched his neighbor long enough to know she spent most nights lounging on her couch watching TV alone.

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The parking lot was pitch black, so I assumed the street light was out.

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Last night I caught my neighbor peeping at me over the hedges.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The ghost that haunts our home likes to leave complaints on any scraps of paper we leave unattended.	51
Her plan was to catch her dirty cheat of a husband in the act.	48
I didn’t realize he was French royalty when I agreed we would carve each others’ names into our arms.	46
It’s well midnight when I finish burying all the neighborhood pets, and it’s safe to say I’m furious.	43
I have this theory that I could understand spiders if only I could get close enough to hear their voices when they speak.	42
Even if aliens have been trying to make contact, space is so vast that most stars are dead by the time their light reaches us.	41
The police found the suspect lounging comfortably on furniture made out of his victims.	41
He had watched his neighbor long enough to know she spent most nights lounging on her couch watching TV alone.	39
The parking lot was pitch black, so I assumed the street light was out.	38
Last night I caught my neighbor peeping at me over the hedges.	38