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I decided to sleep through my plane ride home from Europe with the help of a little Ambien.

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[Discussion] Anyone bummed out by the sheer number of stories here that hinge on the same misogynist twist wherein the narrator is (wait for it) the psychopath, rapist, murderer, abusive boyfriend/husband/father?

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There’s a TV channel that broadcasts world news from a week in the future and has predicted both Malaysia Flight 370’s disappearance and the Thai cave rescue.

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Whenever the king in yellow got to screaming, it would take the orderlies hours to quiet him down.

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Our Clinical Forensics professor went missing last night and the FBI is here to interview our class.

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Back when he was fifteen, he crafted the perfect weapon to use against enemies in the future.

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My family makes fun of me when I tell them the trees outside my window are out to get me.

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My fiancé’s family is one of those traditional ‘tapestry’ families from old Carcosa.

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I woke to find my husband standing in the dark praying over me.

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I learned today that most kids aren’t taught how to skin their enemies growing up.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I decided to sleep through my plane ride home from Europe with the help of a little Ambien.	25
[Discussion] Anyone bummed out by the sheer number of stories here that hinge on the same misogynist twist wherein the narrator is (wait for it) the psychopath, rapist, murderer, abusive boyfriend/husband/father?	22
There’s a TV channel that broadcasts world news from a week in the future and has predicted both Malaysia Flight 370’s disappearance and the Thai cave rescue.	21
Whenever the king in yellow got to screaming, it would take the orderlies hours to quiet him down.	20
Our Clinical Forensics professor went missing last night and the FBI is here to interview our class.	20
Back when he was fifteen, he crafted the perfect weapon to use against enemies in the future.	19
My family makes fun of me when I tell them the trees outside my window are out to get me.	19
My fiancé’s family is one of those traditional ‘tapestry’ families from old Carcosa.	19
I woke to find my husband standing in the dark praying over me.	18
I learned today that most kids aren’t taught how to skin their enemies growing up.	18