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Firefighters lined up their trucks and geared up to spray the line of protestors, but one activist widened his eyes in horror when he realized the DOT placards on all of the truck.
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[WP] You are the only person on the planet who fluently reads, writes, and speaks your mother tongue. The police knock on your door one day over a letter they received from a serial killer. It's written in your mother tongue— but it's not your handwriting.
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[WP] Cardboard, plastic, glass, aluminum, even pot metal and sheet steel— just about all things recyclable become hyperinflated in value. People begin sailing the ocean for any trash, but in international waters, it becomes naval warfare for even a few floating bottles and bags.
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[WP] You guard the Sands of Time— a giant hourglass with the entirety of what has been, what currently is, and what will be in every grain of sand. One day you notice grains of sand ever so slightly leaking from it.
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My father-in-law is a state trooper, so it was probably an easy bet he would be responding to my car accident.
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[WP] A man buys a 12-pack of beer. When he opens the bottle, a completely inebriated, but highly functional genie emerges.
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