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Working at a mortuary has been fun, but closed caskets have GOT to be the best part.

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Firefighters lined up their trucks and geared up to spray the line of protestors, but one activist widened his eyes in horror when he realized the DOT placards on all of the truck.

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My father-in-law is a state trooper, so it was probably an easy bet he would be responding to my car accident.

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I could tell by looking at her photo that she was the girl I had been searching for my entire life.

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There's a dog in the neighborhood that mauled a toddler last week.

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Scientists cheered relentlessly after discovering proof of the God particle.

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"I've want d to do this since the day we met," he said with a smile, slowly making his way down to a knee.

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My roommate has been acting weird all day, scratching all over and muttering about "pilaf for dinner" over and over.

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The scary part about Area 51 isn't the idea of an alien civilization more advanced than us.

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I swung with my shoe and hit the floor hoping to smash the spider.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Working at a mortuary has been fun, but closed caskets have GOT to be the best part.	561
Firefighters lined up their trucks and geared up to spray the line of protestors, but one activist widened his eyes in horror when he realized the DOT placards on all of the truck.	88
My father-in-law is a state trooper, so it was probably an easy bet he would be responding to my car accident.	24
I could tell by looking at her photo that she was the girl I had been searching for my entire life.	21
There's a dog in the neighborhood that mauled a toddler last week.	20
Scientists cheered relentlessly after discovering proof of the God particle.	19
"I've want d to do this since the day we met," he said with a smile, slowly making his way down to a knee.	15
My roommate has been acting weird all day, scratching all over and muttering about "pilaf for dinner" over and over.	13
The scary part about Area 51 isn't the idea of an alien civilization more advanced than us.	8
I swung with my shoe and hit the floor hoping to smash the spider.	8