/u/justadair's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You and your crack team enter the bank. You shout, "THIS IS A BANK ROBBERY. EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!" a cheer erupts from the employees. Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling and a sign drops with the words: Congratulations! You are our 1,000,000th Bank Robbery.
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[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like.
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[WP] In a drunken stupor last night you sat down next to a homeless man and told him all the ways you'd like to change: eat better, stop smoking, treat people nicer, etc. The next morning an old man wakes you up with a big smile telling what a great dog you are.
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[WP] You've accidentally killed three super-villains. Now the FBI thinks you're the next big superhero, and all the superheroes, who know you aren't, think you're the next big super-villain vying for territory.
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[WP] The Police are looking for the "Schrodinger's Cat" serial killer. They capture victims and place them in a box with a timed explosion. They claim no responsibility for the death of the victims; that belongs to the one who opens the box, they say.
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[WP] The sword, long since pulled from the stone, is now in the hands of evil. Chaos reigns and people are lost and hopeless. Searching for salvation, you travel back to the stone. Stuck in it is a quill and under that a sign: The pen is mightier the sword. It easily slides out for you.
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[WP] You've become a very successful surgeon, asssisted by an ability you've kept to yourself: with one touch you get a mental image of the inner workings of people's bodies. You've just shaken hands with someone and it's left you speechless. He says, "Now you know. We need help."
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[EU] You were a Ghostbuster who's died, but are, as yet, unaware of it. Now dead, you can see all the other ghosts and believe the city is under attack by a major deity. You head to Ghostbuster HQ to grab your gear and warn the others.
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[WP] When a belief in a god dies, that god materializes in physical, mortal form. This can be a difficult transition so you've created a self-help programme for them called God's Anonymous. You're chairing tonight's meeting when a surprise newcomer enters.
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