/u/kaijisheeran's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Your saliva is now poison!" said the mad scientist

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The pancake sang to his crush, "Come back baby please cause we belong together"🎶

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As my beloved sick father smiled at me I made one last joke to make him laugh

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"Look, Honey, our son is a cute albino!" exclaimed my wife after giving birth to our lovely angel

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I always thought classic composers are boring people until I died

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I'm an author and I'm running out of idea what to write next, until I saw a beautiful woman and an ugly woman

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The neighbor's pitbull killed my cats and I only have one cat left but I was wondering where the hell is that damn pitbull now

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"My ribs are broken, my internal organs are bleeding, and my shoulder is dislocated," I whispered

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I think my mom see me as an iPhone or an Android or something

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My gf broke up with me because she think I'm childish which is not true

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Your saliva is now poison!" said the mad scientist	144
The pancake sang to his crush, "Come back baby please cause we belong together"🎶	136
As my beloved sick father smiled at me I made one last joke to make him laugh	111
"Look, Honey, our son is a cute albino!" exclaimed my wife after giving birth to our lovely angel	89
I always thought classic composers are boring people until I died	82
I'm an author and I'm running out of idea what to write next, until I saw a beautiful woman and an ugly woman	78
The neighbor's pitbull killed my cats and I only have one cat left but I was wondering where the hell is that damn pitbull now	64
"My ribs are broken, my internal organs are bleeding, and my shoulder is dislocated," I whispered	62
I think my mom see me as an iPhone or an Android or something	54
My gf broke up with me because she think I'm childish which is not true	51