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[PI] A superhero receives a special invitation to a funeral. They don’t quite recognize the name. Upon arrival they realize it was a minor villain that they fought a few times. The family is ecstatic to see the hero and are happy their “Archnemesis” showed to see them off and recount old times.
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[PI] You are a nearly dead god, so forgotten, so old, that you hardly remember what you are. You barely acknowledge your own existence in your eternal wait for the world to end. This all changes, when a small archeological group enters your last intact temple.
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[PI] A couple is on their way to a funeral. They have been fighting the whole way there. We learn that the guy is actually the one they are burying, and his girlfriend is mad at him for dying.
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[PI] Determined to cut down on divorces the government has released a new app guaranteed to find your true soul mate. You and your husband try it. His says 4 feet away. Yours says 386 miles.
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[PI] Your village is built around an old tree that is worshiped as a god and protector. You’ve always been skeptical about the nature of tree and its supposed abilities, but one day you notice a wizard from out of town ‘speaking’ with the tree, seemingly deep in conversation.
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[PI] "I do not know, Star-Gazer, how the humans succeeded. I only know that while we fled to the refugee worlds that they prepared for us, they gathered to pray to their gods of war and sung their battle hymns as they set forth to meet the enemy. Their sacrifice is why we still exist today."
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