/u/kickypie's posts
[WP] You get a call from a friend you have not heard from in years. The friend tells you that she is the Chosen One.
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[WP] I was always told not to play with my food, as it is a blessing to eat. However I'm one to tease my meals, and killing is always a treat.
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[WP] He wasn't abusive when we fell in love. I guess we all change in relationships, don't we? I never would've thought that ten years later I'd be arrested for murder, but here I was being fingerprinted and questioned under harsh lights. The truth is...
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[WP] I used a Ouija board yesterday, but I only asked one question and put it away. I got my answer today — written in blood on my ceiling.
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[WP] I open the door to a policeman who tells me my husband died in a auto crash on the way home. As I turn my head to see him eating the dinner I just served, he starts grinning at me.
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[WP] They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.
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[WP] You couldn’t stand the family gathering ‘you’re still single?’ ridicule, so you threw out the name of your crush… who happens to be a family friend, and it present at the gathering.
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