/u/kickypie's posts
[WP] No matter how much we fight, my wife will always prepare my coffee in the morning. Though this time, it did taste a little like almonds.
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[WP] The wheel squeaks whenever I steer it, which can kind of put me off course, but it's still easier than trying to stop the Earth's orbit.
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[WP] You've just moved into a new house. You wake up one night to the sound of Siri responding to a query. You turned off your phone before you went to sleep.
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[WP] It's nice that my grandmother calls to check on me, but if she wants to communicate from the other side I wish she wouldn't scream so much.
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[WP] You are an undercover superhero. Their love interest is an undercover supervillain. The two know each other in real life, but DON’T know about each other’s secret identities.
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[WP] I peeked outside. The pizza delivery guy is at the door, but I didn't order a pizza — and definitely not from someone wearing a pig mask.
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[WP] My TV keeps turning on by itself. It's annoying, but what's more worrisome is how it only shows footage of me standing in my living room.
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[WP] A man sits in the woods with a sack over his head. A glowing light can be seen through the opening between his neck and the sack, and he screams "I'm not her!" and bursts into flames.
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