/u/kinetic_disassembly's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Honestly, I think people have been too quick to condemn these mind-control parasites.

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The chef was angry when the clinic moved their waste dumpsters to the shared alley, but he made the best of it.

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I came into the bedroom to find my wife in bed with the neighbor.

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I love those little family stick figure window stickers.

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"Your digestive system is really just one long tube."

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"As the serum begins to accelerate your neuronal speed, your perception of time may begin to slooo"

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Radiation from the glowing meteorite left my body covered with gaping mouths and grasping hands.

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Sam said he was a superhero because could regenerate his organs.

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The curtain on my kitchen window pulled back to reveal my next door neighbor's front door wide open.

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Our firehouse has an infant Safe Surrender area monitored by video.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Honestly, I think people have been too quick to condemn these mind-control parasites.	1634
The chef was angry when the clinic moved their waste dumpsters to the shared alley, but he made the best of it.	484
I came into the bedroom to find my wife in bed with the neighbor.	312
I love those little family stick figure window stickers.	264
"Your digestive system is really just one long tube."	43
"As the serum begins to accelerate your neuronal speed, your perception of time may begin to slooo"	42
Radiation from the glowing meteorite left my body covered with gaping mouths and grasping hands.	39
Sam said he was a superhero because could regenerate his organs.	33
The curtain on my kitchen window pulled back to reveal my next door neighbor's front door wide open.	28
Our firehouse has an infant Safe Surrender area monitored by video.	25