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Just as it was written, the sky opened and a host of angels lifted the Chosen into the heavens.

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I was livid when they held a barbeque at the funeral.

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The Hellgash is surrounded by eleven intricate wards drawn in salt, ground ruby, and powdered bone.

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Shhh ... don't wake up just yet.

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Oh God, please promise me–swear to me–you will never lie again.

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Anyway, after the two failed marriages, the relapses, the bankruptcy ... time to hit reset on the big f'ing mistake that's my life.

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The initial results show that the AI trained on your brain patterns can perform your job with 94% efficiency.

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With one last stab of my fork, the sucker-covered worm shuddered and lay still.

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Screws driven into my leg bones held me over a pan of my own blood, while aneurysms wracked my body.

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"Eternal life and a body that always heals to youthful perfection," the genie confirmed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Just as it was written, the sky opened and a host of angels lifted the Chosen into the heavens.	23
I was livid when they held a barbeque at the funeral.	23
The Hellgash is surrounded by eleven intricate wards drawn in salt, ground ruby, and powdered bone.	23
Shhh ... don't wake up just yet.	23
Oh God, please promise me–swear to me–you will never lie again.	17
Anyway, after the two failed marriages, the relapses, the bankruptcy ... time to hit reset on the big f'ing mistake that's my life.	16
The initial results show that the AI trained on your brain patterns can perform your job with 94% efficiency.	14
With one last stab of my fork, the sucker-covered worm shuddered and lay still.	14
Screws driven into my leg bones held me over a pan of my own blood, while aneurysms wracked my body.	14
"Eternal life and a body that always heals to youthful perfection," the genie confirmed.	13