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"Eternal life and a body that always heals to youthful perfection," the genie confirmed.

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I fell hard and broke my ankle on my last night run.

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In retrospect, we shouldn't have tried any genetic engineering on the mosquito.

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YSK: If it's obvious there will be no survivors, it may be hours before firefighters enter to recover the bodies.

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"There you are," my doppelganger said, as her mouth opened impossibly wide.

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He raised the knife aloft, and the ragged survivors on the inflatable raft waited until he lowered it to point at me.

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... and Ghoul Index at 14, so bring a weapon when you're taking out the trash tonight, folks. Now Dan with Sports!

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They stripped me naked, dragged me from my home, tore me limb from limb, and fed me to my children.

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Night 4: The knocking is back--not frantic but angry this time--on the front door and, I think, an upstairs window.

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People talk about "gut feelings" but I don't know.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Eternal life and a body that always heals to youthful perfection," the genie confirmed.	13
I fell hard and broke my ankle on my last night run.	12
In retrospect, we shouldn't have tried any genetic engineering on the mosquito.	12
YSK: If it's obvious there will be no survivors, it may be hours before firefighters enter to recover the bodies.	11
"There you are," my doppelganger said, as her mouth opened impossibly wide.	11
He raised the knife aloft, and the ragged survivors on the inflatable raft waited until he lowered it to point at me.	10
... and Ghoul Index at 14, so bring a weapon when you're taking out the trash tonight, folks. Now Dan with Sports!	10
They stripped me naked, dragged me from my home, tore me limb from limb, and fed me to my children.	9
Night 4: The knocking is back--not frantic but angry this time--on the front door and, I think, an upstairs window.	8
People talk about "gut feelings" but I don't know.	7