/u/kittenwolfmage's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You made a Deal with the Devil to be the greatest musician in the world. Thing is you haven’t gotten any *better*, but everyone reacts to your inept scratchings as if they are the greatest symphony ever devised, showering you with wealth and adoration. It’s *really* getting embarrassing
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[WP] In a world full of supervillains you are the most powerful superhero ever to exist, able to defeat every villain and bring peace to the world. Problem is, you lose your powers against anyone who thinks you’re a hero. To protect people, you have to make them all believe you’re another villain
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[WP] You are renowned for getting Supervillains to turn over a new leaf, people wonder what special powers you must have. The truth is you have no powers, just a basic knowledge of counseling and the ability to ask "What do you want out of life, and is there a better way to get it than villainy?"
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[WP] Recently you’ve noticed an increasing trend in the souls entering hell. They’re not at all tormented by the conditions, most of them seem *happy* with their too-small homes and long five hour days of mindless tasks. You report to Satan that maybe someone should check the conditions on Earth.
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[WP] The war was all but lost. The aliens captured world after world, Humanity’s subjugation seemed inevitable. Then your spec ops team was authorized. A group of Biologists with no morals, no scruples, no care for civilian casualties, and unlimited funding…
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[WP] Everyone in the galactic community had heard the tales of Human endurance, it had been the stuff of story or nightmare in the decades since first contact. But nothing had prepared the Galactic Council for the first time a human representative broke out the Filibuster.
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[WP] Humanity reaches the stars and becomes part of the galactic community, where they find that the Gods of every other sentient race in the galaxy are active in their follower’s lives and frequently visit the mortal realms. Everyone starts to uncomfortably wonder why the Human gods are silent...
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[WP] Long after the magical and technological worlds merged, you upload a video to YouTube, “hydraulic press vs 1000 year old indestructible cursed artifact”. It’s two days later and you’ve just woken up to a queue outside your door.
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[WP] It was cliche, but you’ve always enjoyed the old ‘turn people into their Halloween costumes’ spell. Unfortunately something went awry this year and the spell went off two months late, and now thousands of Santas are Awakening all over the world…
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[WP] As a Vampire/Werewolf/Fae/Demon hybrid, your family is… complicated. You move to the city to get away from the drama but with weaknesses to iron, silver, garlic, sunlight, stakes or holy anything-at-all, to say nothing of lead and asbestos, you’re having *serious* trouble finding a place live.
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