/u/knaet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Bonsai is the ancient art of growing artificially dwarfed trees and shrubs," the prosecutor directed to the jury.

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[DEC2020] Lost, cold, and hungry as I am, I can't help but daydream about a perfectly charred sirloin steak.

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"Oh, how wonderful, string cheese!" he giddily exclaimed.

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A single second of freedom is all I get as I sneeze the gaseous parasite out of my lungs.

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The long show finally over, the ventriloquist lie still on his bed.

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I always secretly considered my first kiss to have been with my childhood imaginary friend, secret agent Milton Reed.

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Frank sighed when the sacrificed woman's blood ran across the alter unabsorbed.

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I never thought anything of it, everyone loses socks in the laundry.

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It's a trigger of mine, when people mention how hard it must be to be in a coma.

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I felt the nightmare ending, consciousness rescuing me from the knives of my torturer.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Bonsai is the ancient art of growing artificially dwarfed trees and shrubs," the prosecutor directed to the jury.	63
[DEC2020] Lost, cold, and hungry as I am, I can't help but daydream about a perfectly charred sirloin steak.	62
"Oh, how wonderful, string cheese!" he giddily exclaimed.	57
A single second of freedom is all I get as I sneeze the gaseous parasite out of my lungs.	54
The long show finally over, the ventriloquist lie still on his bed.	49
I always secretly considered my first kiss to have been with my childhood imaginary friend, secret agent Milton Reed.	49
Frank sighed when the sacrificed woman's blood ran across the alter unabsorbed.	42
I never thought anything of it, everyone loses socks in the laundry.	41
It's a trigger of mine, when people mention how hard it must be to be in a coma.	36
I felt the nightmare ending, consciousness rescuing me from the knives of my torturer.	35