/u/knaet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The eradication of mosquitos finally occurred with the advent of DNA-targeted smart viruses.

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God, distracted in a far corner of the universe, is reminded by his clipboard-clad assistant that per prophetic order he is due to visit apocalypse upon World 09640234.

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"Commencing autopsy 21-0419, subject initially admitted to hospital with extreme paranoia, category alien microchip," the doctor said in a bored tone to the microphone.

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When they tied me to this pole, I expected to be shot.

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They told me LSD would open my mind to a reality beyond my own.

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"...he drank it in a glass of water and went to lie down, so it won't be long now," I barely heard my wife say from downstairs.

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Geneticists eventually discovered a distinct pattern to human evolution.

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Ever since her husband's sudden disappearance, my neighbor has distracted herself with tedious attention to lawn-care.

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We were hiking when the snow began to fall, though the temperature was now well over freezing.

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She awarded me the title of Stalker, and even officially issued a Protection Order on my behalf.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The eradication of mosquitos finally occurred with the advent of DNA-targeted smart viruses.	34
God, distracted in a far corner of the universe, is reminded by his clipboard-clad assistant that per prophetic order he is due to visit apocalypse upon World 09640234.	31
"Commencing autopsy 21-0419, subject initially admitted to hospital with extreme paranoia, category alien microchip," the doctor said in a bored tone to the microphone.	27
When they tied me to this pole, I expected to be shot.	26
They told me LSD would open my mind to a reality beyond my own.	25
"...he drank it in a glass of water and went to lie down, so it won't be long now," I barely heard my wife say from downstairs.	23
Geneticists eventually discovered a distinct pattern to human evolution.	23
Ever since her husband's sudden disappearance, my neighbor has distracted herself with tedious attention to lawn-care.	20
We were hiking when the snow began to fall, though the temperature was now well over freezing.	20
She awarded me the title of Stalker, and even officially issued a Protection Order on my behalf.	19