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The fact the person you're texting has no idea that you're taking a dump is so deeply, silently rebellious

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They call me a narcissist because I spend 4 hours in front of the mirror everyday.

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"You can't keep waiting for a donor", My friend said to coax me into accepting my recently deceased mother's kidney.

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I'm done with my 70-year old dad blackmailing me for sex every weekend.

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My therapist was an absolute piece of trash who was passing on my information to my debtors.

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"Daddy's just going on a work trip, honey."

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My hike got interesting when I met a naked man playing a violin by the riverside.

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"Whe-When can I get out of the bunker?"

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My mother always smiles at me adorably when I'm hanging around her house.

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The men cheered as they saw that mushroom shaped cloud extend its hideous, monstrous visage high into the upper atmosphere.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The fact the person you're texting has no idea that you're taking a dump is so deeply, silently rebellious	113
They call me a narcissist because I spend 4 hours in front of the mirror everyday.	74
"You can't keep waiting for a donor", My friend said to coax me into accepting my recently deceased mother's kidney.	40
I'm done with my 70-year old dad blackmailing me for sex every weekend.	22
My therapist was an absolute piece of trash who was passing on my information to my debtors.	22
"Daddy's just going on a work trip, honey."	19
My hike got interesting when I met a naked man playing a violin by the riverside.	13
"Whe-When can I get out of the bunker?"	12
My mother always smiles at me adorably when I'm hanging around her house.	11
The men cheered as they saw that mushroom shaped cloud extend its hideous, monstrous visage high into the upper atmosphere.	9