/u/kohlapse's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Every planet has its gods. Earth's gods have been exhausted by overpopulation, but you are the first person on Mars and the gods there are desperate to please you.
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[WP] You are the greatest trickster in the universe, eagerly awaiting the results of your greatest trick; millennia ago, you convinced the gods that humans do not exist.
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[WP] You are a wizard, who has been called upon to vanquish your nation's enemies by calling upon an army of ghosts. Unfortunately, you are hard of hearing and confused as to what your leader wants with an army of goats.
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[WP] Atlantis didn't sink, it grew technologically advanced and flew into space. Now it returns home only for its usual parking spot to have disappeared due to continental drift.
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[WP] You break into an ancient wizard's tomb to steal his treasure. You break the vault and read the inscription: "The real treasure was the friends I made along the way. And friendship never dies."
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[WP] People can summon their long dead ancestors to fight for them in battle, provided they say their full name. You have a bout of hiccups during your attempt and accidentally raise a prehistoric monster.
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[WP] In a world where everyone is born a hero, you have lived long enough to become a villain. Today you officially retire as the world's most powerful superhero and start your new life as a rookie criminal.
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[WP] Death has gone missing. You are Nap, a lesser power attempting to keep the world iunder control. Unfortunately, you are only effective for a maximum of two hours at a time.
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[WP] You are defending your (guilty) species in an intergalactic tribunal related to space pollution. However, the laws state that the punishment will be reduced by one percent for every pun you make. State your case.
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