/u/kohlapse's posts
[WP] Every planet has its gods. Earth's gods have been exhausted by overpopulation, but you are the first person on Mars and the gods there are desperate to please you.
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"Collect every nation's gold and make a solid cube," I said as I wrote on a scroll of paper and put it in the golem's mouth.
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[WP] You are the greatest trickster in the universe, eagerly awaiting the results of your greatest trick; millennia ago, you convinced the gods that humans do not exist.
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[WP] You are a wizard, who has been called upon to vanquish your nation's enemies by calling upon an army of ghosts. Unfortunately, you are hard of hearing and confused as to what your leader wants with an army of goats.
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"I recently found out that I'm not your biological father," he finally told his son on his eighteenth birthday.
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[WP] Atlantis didn't sink, it grew technologically advanced and flew into space. Now it returns home only for its usual parking spot to have disappeared due to continental drift.
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[WP] You break into an ancient wizard's tomb to steal his treasure. You break the vault and read the inscription: "The real treasure was the friends I made along the way. And friendship never dies."
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One shot from the chrono-ray would age a person or object by twenty years for a few moments, allowing the dying scientist to briefly see his infant son as an adult.
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[WP] People can summon their long dead ancestors to fight for them in battle, provided they say their full name. You have a bout of hiccups during your attempt and accidentally raise a prehistoric monster.
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