/u/lAmALurkerNoMore's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Knock on door, "sir have you found Jesus?", "uh No. Goodbye" shuts door Jesus steps out from behind door with gun and said "good answer"

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[WP] "Please stop praying for my mom! you are making her too strong. She broke out of the hospital and the cops can't stop her. She's too powerful."

76 upvotes

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[WP] Love is in the air. It's airborne and has contaminated the air.

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[WP] When god closes a door, he opens a window. Secure the perimeter, god is escaping.

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[WP] They always told us that the devil lived down below, but we know now that's not the case. They came from the stars. Descended just like lucifer did.

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[WP] A battle-hardened priest was commissioned to exorcise the Flying Dutchman & its crew!

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[WP] The end goal of technology is magic

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[WP] "Based from our tracking, the package was left at your front door." "It has gotten inside"

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[WP] You are in a vacation Island where familiar guests came from an alternate timeline or dimension

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[WP] As prophesized, the end of days has come but Jesus hasn't arrived yet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Knock on door, "sir have you found Jesus?", "uh No. Goodbye" shuts door Jesus steps out from behind door with gun and said "good answer"	3258
[WP] "Please stop praying for my mom! you are making her too strong. She broke out of the hospital and the cops can't stop her. She's too powerful."	76
[WP] Love is in the air. It's airborne and has contaminated the air.	68
[WP] When god closes a door, he opens a window. Secure the perimeter, god is escaping.	21
[WP] They always told us that the devil lived down below, but we know now that's not the case. They came from the stars. Descended just like lucifer did.	6
[WP] A battle-hardened priest was commissioned to exorcise the Flying Dutchman & its crew!	6
[WP] The end goal of technology is magic	5
[WP] "Based from our tracking, the package was left at your front door." "It has gotten inside"	4
[WP] You are in a vacation Island where familiar guests came from an alternate timeline or dimension	3
[WP] As prophesized, the end of days has come but Jesus hasn't arrived yet.	2