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[WP] Great. Your deadbeat parent showed up to your graduation. The only thing more annoying than them trying to catch a moment alone to speak with you was their 'divine aura' disintegrating the other parents in the crowd and causing flowers to grow in their wake.

1233 upvotes

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[WP] It's your friend's coming out party!! Everyone is proud of them, as now is the last five minutes before they start to break open! You watch in a pregnant, excited silence at the now shivering, black cocoon starts to break.

141 upvotes

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[WP] "Look, man. I'm not trying to get political here, but no one needs to know that she joined the Hivemind. Why the hell does she have to post it on her Facebook like that? Sounds like someone needs attention."

15 upvotes

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[WP] It'd been around 60 years since you were gifted your godly visage, powers and abilities. You'd overcome death, and the only thing that remained of your old self was an elderly person from your youth. Describe your interaction with this relic of your mortal past.

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[WP] The only thing worse than your absent parent not showing up for the developing years of your life was the fact that they thought coming back to you awkwardly for your birthday party. It also didn't help that their divine body kept disintegrating your pets and the other party goers.

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[WP] High school reunion time! Your EX has ascended their mortal shell, some of your old friends banded together to create a warriors guild, that weird kid is now a leader of a powerful hivemind race. You feel your achievements are starting to pale in comparison.

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[WP] Great. Your deadbeat parent showed up to your graduation. The only thing more annoying than them trying to catch a moment alone to speak with you was their 'divine aura' disintegrating the other parents in the crowd and causing flowers to grow in their wake.	1233
[WP] It's your friend's coming out party!! Everyone is proud of them, as now is the last five minutes before they start to break open! You watch in a pregnant, excited silence at the now shivering, black cocoon starts to break.	141
[WP] "Look, man. I'm not trying to get political here, but no one needs to know that she joined the Hivemind. Why the hell does she have to post it on her Facebook like that? Sounds like someone needs attention."	15
[WP] It'd been around 60 years since you were gifted your godly visage, powers and abilities. You'd overcome death, and the only thing that remained of your old self was an elderly person from your youth. Describe your interaction with this relic of your mortal past.	5
[WP] The only thing worse than your absent parent not showing up for the developing years of your life was the fact that they thought coming back to you awkwardly for your birthday party. It also didn't help that their divine body kept disintegrating your pets and the other party goers.	4
[WP] High school reunion time! Your EX has ascended their mortal shell, some of your old friends banded together to create a warriors guild, that weird kid is now a leader of a powerful hivemind race. You feel your achievements are starting to pale in comparison.	4