/u/lazy_blazey's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] No matter where you are, what you're dressed like, or what mood you're in, people always just assume you work there. Even the employees are fooled, and it always takes a long time to convince them you're not their boss. You've had enough. Today is the day you test how far this goes.
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[WP] With the hero chained up, the villain unveils their masterpiece: a weapon that tracks everyone who loves the hero before obliterating them. The map powers on. "Wait. There's just one dot." The Villain says. "...Someone loves me?" The hero replies with hope.
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[WP] After four hours of absently sipping, it dawns on you that your coffee is just as full as when you poured it. You guzzle it down, and it refills just as fast. After weeks of enjoying free caffeination, it occurs to you there are more inventive uses for your eternal coffee.
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[WP] A witch has cursed you, but she screws it up. Instead of repeating the same day over and over for a thousand years, you experience the next 1,000 June 9ths all in a row.
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[WP] You get a strange piece of mail from the Department Of Interstellar Travel reminding you to renew your license. The trouble is, it's 1996, you have an ordinary job, and you would have definitely remembered flying around the universe in a "30415 Series HF Skyjumper."
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[WP] The universe ends. You somehow survive, crossing over to the birth of the next universe. When you arrive, you find yourself surrounded by immortals from other dead universes who also escaped.
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[WP] A small town is cursed by a witch on her deathbed. If a lie is told, it is hushed to a whisper. If a truth is told, it is loud and clear. It's annoying at first, but soon residents get creative.
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[WP] The zombie Apocalypse has begun. However, every zombie is afraid of the living and go out of their way to avoid them. It's been 37 years and only a few people know there's even an apocalypse.
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[WP] You make a profile on a new social media app, and a famous person follows you. Soon, thousands of celebrities, politicians, and business leaders are following and liking everything you post. You brush it off as the work of bots or fans, until you start hearing your name pop up in interviews.
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[WP] You wake up to find yourself 10,000 years in the past. You are surprised to discover that you cannot get sick, but the same can't be said for many of the people you meet. Over time you learn from them and rebuild the comforts of home.... until someone new arrives.
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