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"It all went great", said the beaming surgeon who'd just separated me from my brain-dead conjoined twin.
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[WP] In the midst of an alien invasion, you, a world leader find out our history is a lie. Humans are an alien species that took over Earth and wiped out the natives. The Roswell crash, all UFO sightings are original Earthlings who escaped, and have been observing us for years. Now they're back.
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I had thought myself so brave and chivalrous as I traversed the treacherous woods strewn with the corpses of all the princes that had come before me.
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I laughed as the carnival fortune teller feigned horror, and declared I would "depart this mortal plane" in two days.
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[WP] An article about a new archeological discovery pops up in your news feed. Amongst the ancient artefacts dug up is one with strange hieroglyphics no expert has been able to decipher. You recognize them at once. It is how you used to scribble your name as a child.
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[JAN23] I have always loved that old two-faced mask passed down to me through 5 generations, and I have always believed the stories that it is responsible for our family's immense wealth and good fortune.
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