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[WP] The aliens, it seems, do not consider us a sentient species because we are unable to 'keeneetaa'. We still haven't figured out what that means.

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[WP] Your grandparents always playfully bickered in their native language. To surprised them, you took lessons, but now you understand what they're really saying...

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[WP] You are a goddess, or at least you were. Condemned to fade into oblivion as your last worshipers were long dead. You mustered all your remaining strength to curse the grave robbers who dared defile your long buried temple, except this group, these "archaeologists," have begun repairing it...

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[WP] After saving his dog's life, a notorious gangster says you are under his protection. Two hulking 'bodyguards' now go with you everywhere and won't take 'no' for an answer.

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[WP] All dogs go to heaven. Specifically: dog heaven. It's caused quite a bit of confusion when you ended up there too.

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[WP] A box is misdelivered to your home. In it are 5 vials and a note saying "Mark, these are the only antidotes. Good luck."

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[WP] The absolute worst opening line to a novel you can come up with.

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[WP] the perfect murder? You set yourself up to take the fall, doing it in such a way that it looks like you’ve been sloppily framed. The police have arrived. You begin your performance.

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[EU] Freddy Kreuger deeply regrets entering the dreams of his latest intended victim - The Joker

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[CW] Write a brief story where every sentence is one word shorter than the previous.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The aliens, it seems, do not consider us a sentient species because we are unable to 'keeneetaa'. We still haven't figured out what that means.	2428
[WP] Your grandparents always playfully bickered in their native language. To surprised them, you took lessons, but now you understand what they're really saying...	600
[WP] You are a goddess, or at least you were. Condemned to fade into oblivion as your last worshipers were long dead. You mustered all your remaining strength to curse the grave robbers who dared defile your long buried temple, except this group, these "archaeologists," have begun repairing it...	512
[WP] After saving his dog's life, a notorious gangster says you are under his protection. Two hulking 'bodyguards' now go with you everywhere and won't take 'no' for an answer.	499
[WP] All dogs go to heaven. Specifically: dog heaven. It's caused quite a bit of confusion when you ended up there too.	381
[WP] A box is misdelivered to your home. In it are 5 vials and a note saying "Mark, these are the only antidotes. Good luck."	135
[WP] The absolute worst opening line to a novel you can come up with.	116
[WP] the perfect murder? You set yourself up to take the fall, doing it in such a way that it looks like you’ve been sloppily framed. The police have arrived. You begin your performance.	96
[EU] Freddy Kreuger deeply regrets entering the dreams of his latest intended victim - The Joker	78
[CW] Write a brief story where every sentence is one word shorter than the previous.	76