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When it was clear that the zombie apocalypse was upon us, we knew our best option was to wait it out until they decomposed.

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When the rotting zombies began to be preyed upon by birds and insects, we assumed the apocalypse wouldn't last for much longer.

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But I thought slow zombies would be easy to deal with

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As someone with a high enough clearance to know what happened in Rosewell, New Mexico, I can confirm that aliens didn't crash a flying saucer there in 1947.

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We all solemnly stared at the moon, which was shining brightly above us.

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[WP] The last person on Earth just wants to live their life, but they're haunted by the 8 billion restless spirits of everyone else who died.

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[WP] All of the media culture portraying zombies as slow, clumsy, and put down by a bullet to the brain was a massive propaganda campaign by ghouls and vampires to leave humanity underprepared for the coming of the true undead apocalypse...

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A corpse walks into a bar.

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The audience cheered me on as I wolfed down the last of 50 hot dogs and won the competition.

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When a time machine was finally built, scientists sent a video camera into the past to see how the dinosaurs went extinct.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When it was clear that the zombie apocalypse was upon us, we knew our best option was to wait it out until they decomposed.	5628	TwoSentenceHorror
When the rotting zombies began to be preyed upon by birds and insects, we assumed the apocalypse wouldn't last for much longer.	324	TwoSentenceHorror
But I thought slow zombies would be easy to deal with	63	zombies
As someone with a high enough clearance to know what happened in Rosewell, New Mexico, I can confirm that aliens didn't crash a flying saucer there in 1947.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
We all solemnly stared at the moon, which was shining brightly above us.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The last person on Earth just wants to live their life, but they're haunted by the 8 billion restless spirits of everyone else who died.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] All of the media culture portraying zombies as slow, clumsy, and put down by a bullet to the brain was a massive propaganda campaign by ghouls and vampires to leave humanity underprepared for the coming of the true undead apocalypse...	1	WritingPrompts
A corpse walks into a bar.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The audience cheered me on as I wolfed down the last of 50 hot dogs and won the competition.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When a time machine was finally built, scientists sent a video camera into the past to see how the dinosaurs went extinct.	1	TwoSentenceHorror