WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Uh boss? Do you really think it’s a good idea to task this kid with saving the world? I mean, we just met them and we have lots of qualified henchman in the gang…” The boss laughs. “Ha! Trust me on this one—we do this all the time!”	29
[WP] Humans are biologically limited to only telling three untruths throughout their life. Most people save theirs for key moments to achieve the greatest effect. You blow all three in a job interview.	29
[WP] You’re a smart turkey. You understand Thanksgiving is a thing, and humans usually just keep turkeys to eat them. But it’s December now and you’re still alive so it looks like your owner must be different.	29
[WP] “And what do you wish of me?” Asked the genie. “Look—I’m really only after one thing. I wish that there were no such thing as micro transactions.” “Done!” The genie exclaimed, and clapped his hands. Thus began the age of macro transactions.	28
[WP] The small group watched the last spaceship fly away, and with it, their final hope for rescue. Together, they turned around to return to the habitat. Behind them stood the pilot. “Well guys, wish me luck…” He said, followed quickly by “Uh—who’s flying the spaceship?”	28
[WP] You accidentally mix your tennis balls with your pokéballs and end up with one very dizzy Pikachu.	28
[WP] You don’t eat food, but instead you recharge your energy by plugging yourself into a power outlet. This morning you plugged into a Tesla car charger, and you’ve been drunk with power ever since.	28
[WP] Every year on your birthday, you meet your future self who has travelled back in time. Usually they fill you with optimism about the year ahead, but this year they were significantly more pessimistic.	27
[WP] A thief steals the coins from the bottom of a wishing well. Overnight, every wish that the well granted is undone.	27
[EU] The children at Hogwarts receive a new substitute teacher for Defence Against the Dark Arts. It’s not Mad Eye Moody, it’s just Disappointed Eye Moody, his brother. No matter how well the children try, they just can’t help but feel they’ve let him down.	27

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